Even though TFC will likely get about 95% season ticket renewals this year, not every Reds' supporter will be returning to BMO in 2010. Maybe the 15% increase is too steep or maybe the lacklustre season made you say "enough is enough". Not to fear though, you can still enjoy that BMO South End Experience from the comfort of your living room. So switch on your TV and enjoy...11. Collect empty pizza boxes during the week, stack them on your lawn, then kick your kids' toys at them during the half
10. Find a random Scotsman in your neighbourhood and constantly yell at him to "sign better players!"
9. Put the words "FOOD BUILDING" on top of the house across the street
8. Buy a budgie and name it "Bitchy". Sit it on top of the stairs and train it to attack the kids
7. Invite random neighbours over to form long line-up in front of your bathroom 2 minutes before the half
6. Prank-call 911 before the game to get that stadium-esque police presence
5. Dress your pets in red - pull their tails in the 24th minute and make them sing
4. Have a guy dressed in an AC Milan kit come over and say "your TV's not as good as the TV's in Europe"
3. Buy a case of beer then charge yourself triple to drink it
2. If your family walks near the TV throw streamers at them and chant "Who Are Ya?!"
1. Wonder Bread and McCain's Superfries - enough said
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