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Monday, July 19, 2010

THE STARTING 11: TFC-themed video games

Could 8-bit TFC hold off 8-bit Columbus?

It's hard for the poor, benevolent owners of TFC, Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, to market the team after such a poor showing on the field this past weekend. Those hard-luck millionaires must be huddled around their boardroom table (no doubt constructed out of gold, elephant tusks and the tears of virgins) trying to create promotional products that won't remind people of the tepid on-field product. "Hey!" says an MLSE millionaire between bites of his foie gras, panda and molten platinum sandwich, "what about video games? Look what it did for FIFA... and street fighting... and the hedgehog industry!" Thus, Toronto FC video games...
 
11. SUPER DE GUZMAN BROS.
 
10. DOUBLE DICHIO
 
9. GHOSTS N' GERBAS
 
8. NICK LABROCCK BAND
 
7. CASTLE HSCANOVICS: CURSE OF THE VOWEL
 
6. TOM ANSELMI'S SOCCER TYCOON
 
5. PAC-MISTA
 
4. JACOB PETERSON'S ELECTRONIC AMUSEMENT CARTRIDGE
 
3. DONKEY CONWAY
 
2. MAXIM USANOV'S PUNCH OUT!
 
1. CHAD CHAD REVOLUTION

Maxim Usanov: "Breaking you" - old school style

2 comments:

  1. "MAXIM USANOV'S PUNCH OUT!"

    hahahahaha

    Thanks

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  2. Is there any further reading you would recommend on this?

    Amela
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