THE STARTING 11: Surprising reasons behind De Ro's desire for Celtic switch

Just two buttered slices away...

It's barely been 24 hours since the whole "De Ro to Celtic" drama began in earnest, but boy - doesn't it feel so much longer? I guess when you're a TFC supporter and the circus visits town so often, these things just get old in a hurry. At last word, Earl Cochrane has yet to be able to confirm if he denied his original denial confirmation or whether that denial had yet to be confirmed. He sure did learn from Mo Johnston well didn't he? What is for sure is that Dwayne De Rosario is indeed training with the Glasgow giants with an eye on a switch but apart from escaping the sinking "SS TFC-Tanic" what other reasons are behind the Scarberian's desire to join The Bhoys?
　
11. Just couldn't go to Columbus, Ohio one more time
　
10. Since Henrik Larsson left, Scottish League has been missing the "wacky hair-do factor"
　
9. The whole Catholic v. Protestant battle is easier than the whole 416/905 conflict
　
8. Loves how nickname is pronounced "DayRoo" in Scottish brogue
　
7. Horizontal stripes are flattering
　
6. If it doesn't work out at Celtic, old pal Mo Johnston can get him trial at Rangers
　
5. Had to try the Haggis Butty
　
4. There are great opportunities in the Scottish online poker industry
　
3. The thrifty Scottish can appreciate a good post-goal cheque-signing gesture
　
2. Glasgow is the Scarborough of Europe
　
1. It was his boyhood dream to one day play against St. Mirren