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Monday, February 6, 2012

THE STARTING 11: Outrageous Reggie Lambe exclamations

Reggie shows the ball how to bow at his feet

Every club has one of them now and again. A colourful and flamboyant character who has such a lofty opinion of their own skills that they can't help but tell the world. Often this can be an endearing quality to fans but only when there is actual skill to back it up. TFC has had the odd player who has been "more Tweet than feet" but newcomer Reggie Lambe may have the chance to be both entertaining and talented. The young Bermudian is definitely confident in himself and with his less-than-subtle Twitter handle @ReggieNaldo, we can expect some wildly bold statements. Perhaps like so...
11. Was run out of Ipswich Town by the jealous local beef industry
10. Successfully sued Gwen Stefani - forced her to remove "E" from her L.A.M.B. clothing line
9. Kindly chose Toronto FC over Barcelona as to not stunt the growth of young Lionel Messi
8. 2012 will see him win the MLS scoring title, MLS MVP, a Grammy and the Nobel Peace Prize
7. Nick Soolsma is his butler
6. His full name is actually Archduke Reginald Spencer Lamberton III
5. His arrival will cause manager Aron Winter to play the revolutionary new "4-3-RL-2" formation
4. He invented Facebook and the Reuben Sandwich
3. The Bermuda Triangle has let herself get fat
2. Sheep stole his name
1. Toronto FC TV is ok but Beyonce had the best video of the year

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