From our family to yours...
Family Day. The ancient Mesopotamian holiday where Canadians (Some, not all. Suck it New Brunswick) are forced to choose a member of their family to give up for Lent. Or something along those lines. Either way... DAY OFF! Even though they may not work the human drudgery that is 9-to-5 living, professional footballers enjoy themselves a long weekend as well. Before getting back into full pre-season mode, members of TFC get to spend one more day doing whatever they like...
11. DWAYNE DE ROSARIO: Dramatically air-signing giant invisible "Happy Family Day" cards
10. DONEIL HENRY: Getting ready for the season by inviting angry Scottish people to come over and tell him where to stand in raised voices
9. BITCHY THE HAWK: Spending a quiet day at home with husband "Bastard the Eagle"
8. EMERY WELSHMAN: Finishing the book "101 Things to Do in Wilmington"
7. MICHAEL BRADLEY: Lather, Shave, Rinse, Repeat
6. JOE BENDIK: Working on his "I'm super cool with Julio Cesar being here" smile. Failing.
5. JERMAIN DEFOE: Going through box 8/207 of Toronto-area WAG applications for the month of April
4. REGGIE LAMBE: Desperately trying to convince Drake that he really does play for TFC
3. BRADLEY ORR: Getting to know the City of Toronto. Headbutting local landmarks.
2. MATIAS LABA: Spending it on loan. CORRECTION: Spending it alone
1. TIM LEIWEKE: Crank-calling the Philadelphia Union GM, telling him that "my weekend is way longer than yours". Hanging up in fit of giggles.
It's not a statutory holiday.
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Everyone working today
yep.
ReplyDeletenot even getting double time or anything, though at least the drive in was quick, that's something.