THE STARTING 11: Reasons to bring Vuvuzelas to Toronto

A rare South African double-horned Bafana sighting

After the first few days of the World Cup there is only one word that the global audience has learned - vuvuzela. The much-maligned (except in Sith Ifrici) noise-maker is the dominant element when watching matches on TV and apparently ear-splitting in person. Despite calls to ban the plastic horns it looks as if they are set to stay through the duration of the Cup but we wonder, how could they be useful at BMO Field when TFC returns?
　
11. Just for the fun of hearing Craig Forrest say the word "vuvuzela"
　
10. Not quite as annoying as Year 4 of "The Dichio Song"
　
9. You can fit four chip buttys in the wide end
　
8. The GO Train would sound like a diesel-powered swarm of bees
　
7. Helpful in the new "MO BLOWS" campaign
　
6. "Qu-est ce que Vuve?" "Vuvule Les Rouges zele!"
　
5. Handy for summoning centaurs
　
4. TFC's new nickname: BMOfana! BMOfana!
　
3. Mating call to Argos fans
　
2. Fan giveaway: "Viagra Vuvuzela Day! - "Get the horn with Viagra!"
　
1. Vuvu-Beer Bongs

"Oh Herc, you can blow my horn anytime!"