11. Striker dilemma solved as wonder kid Andrea Lombardo re-signs after apparently riding the Dufferin 29 bus back and forth since his release.
10. Next year's friendly: Rangers vs. Celtic vs. Toronto. Johnston will suit up for all three clubs followed by the First Annual Carlsberg Fan Pitch Invasion!
9. DP signed! Dill Pickles now on menu at BMO Concessions!
8. Breaking News: Chad Barrett almost scored on an open net during Wednesday's training session. Contract extended for another 4 years.
7. Results of Mo's latest South American scouting trip: Brazilian girls have sweet behinds and there's a great new restaurant near the Maracana Stadium.
6. Johnston has been avoiding the press up until today to unveil his new Adrian Serioux-style hair-do!
5. Sol Campbell to sign and be named Captain. Will then move on a free transfer to arch-rival Montreal.
4. Loyalty pricing for Real Madrid improved. Instead of 1 for $125, South End seats now 2 for $250!
3. Aberdeen attacking midfielder Jamie "Tampax" Smith joins TFC - immediately injured for remainder of season after hurting hand during contract signing.
2. Fan protesters to receive special apology coupon - 5cents off your next Chip Butty!
1. Due to Credit Crunch - 5 Year Plan extended to 10 Years.
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Welcome to the small world of TFC bloggers. An impressive debut, here's hoping that you can keep us supplied with laughs while others (ok, me) are staggering off to drown their sorrows and dry their tears...
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Thanks "stillkicking" let us know about your blog. We'd love to support it. - The Yorkies
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Thanks for the link. Good stuff! We are linking it on our side bar now. Power to the TFC bloggers! Better the Marco Velez of bloggers than the Chad Barrett of Webmasters!
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