THE STARTING 11: TFC World Cup break plans

Law Offices of Cellino, Barnes & LaBrocca (LaBrocca not pictured)

With Major League Soccer's World Cup break in full swing, many of The Reds are making plans for how to spend their three week mini-break. While they should be nursing injuries, watching past game tapes and staying in shape, many of the Toronto players and staff may actually be making other plans for the next twenty-odd days...
　
11. Preki: Cursing in long Serbian words at the TV
　
10: Julian de Guzman: Inviting underprivileged Scarborough kids to watch the World Cup from the comfort of his hair
　
9. Danny Dichio: Spray-painting his head gold to resemble the World Cup trophy
　
8. Mo Johnston: Loyally cheering for South Korea. Loyally cheering for North Korea one week later.
　
7. Chad Barrett: Wings. Beers. Broads. Boxer shorts. Big screen TV... repeat 64 times
　
6. Jon Conway: Taking vacation to Tokyo - pretending he's Godzilla
　
5. Nick LaBrocca: Moving to Upstate New York - becoming a personal injury lawyer
　
4. Joseph Nane: Finding evil twin "Nane Joseph" and destroying him
　
3. Maxim Usanov: Punching stuff
　
2. Stefan Frei: Supporting Switzerland by doing drive-by cheesings and late-night prank yodelling
　
1. Raivis Hščanovičs: legally Canadianizing his name to "Randy Hancock"