THE STARTING 11: Toronto FC mayoral campaign slogans

One of these guys actually pays to watch TFC

Much like ML$E execs, scores of politicians around the Toronto area have been apologizing profusely about the past four years of ineptitude while promising that things will be different next year if you just stick with them. Toronto is saying goodbye to its Footy Mayor and will elect either Angry Hockey Mayor or Angrier Gridiron Mayor today - although neither has offered a 2011 tax freeze or free TTC on opening day. I guess we should be thankful that the one area of Toronto where ML$E hasn't flexed its muscle is civic politics. Although, if Toronto FC did push its staff to run for office, the campaign slogans would be interesting...
　
11: Adrian Cann: "YES WE CANN"
　
10. Nick Garcia: "WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS AVAILABLE"
　
9. Mo Johnston: "A 5 YEAR PLAN – AND NEEDS A JOB"
　
8. Dan Gargan: "SLOPPILY TACKLING CRIME FROM BEHIND"
　
7. Nick Dasovic: "FOR INTERIM MAYOR"
　
6. O'Brian White: "MOVING TORONTO FORWARD... VERY SLOWLY"
　
5. Nick LaBrocca: "TRUST ME - I LOOK LIKE AN ACCOUNTANT"
　
4. Maxim Usanov: "I MUST BREAK TAXES"
　
3. Dwayne De Rosario: "SIGNING CHEQUES... FOR YOU!"
　
2. Danny Dichio: "DICHIO! DICHIO! HE'S GOT NO HAIR, VOTE HIM FOR MAYOR, HE'S DANNY DICHIO"
　
1. Raivis Hscanovics: "MKE BTTR TRNTO!"