THE STARTING 11: Hottest TFC-related Christmas toys

"Ha-ha-hee-hee Ticle Me MoJo is unemployed!"

With only a couple of weeks to go before Christmas, the malls are full of frustrated parents running from shop to shop trying to find their child that perfect gift. Kind of like the Arnold Schwarzenegger "classic" Jingle All the Way - except less depressing. And less Sinbad.

You may think that Toronto FC's usually jolly owners would be full of the holiday spirit but if there is one thing they hate - it's hearing cash registers ringing that don't belong to them. All those toys being bought without the ML$E brand name on it became so frustrating that the Grinches of the sports world have cashed in on one of their hottest brands and released a line of TFC toys just in time for December 25th...

11. The Easy Bake Butty Oven

10. Monopoly - Rogers' Edition (Coming Soon)

9. Scotts' Turf Girl Barbie

8. Jürgen Klinsmann's German Kinder-Philosophy Workbook

7. BMO Field LEGO Playset (Roof section not available)

6. My Little Dichio

5. Nick LaBrocca's Junior Accountancy and Tax Fun-Kit

4. Chia de Guzman

3. Tickle Me MoJo

2. Interim Transformers

1. Cabbage Patch Chads

Ch-ch-ch-Chia! de-de-de Guzman!