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Monday, February 7, 2011

THE STARTING 11: New Dutch names for Toronto FC players

TFC unveil their new "Oranje" kit... and players

One of the hardest things for a new coach is getting to know his new charges on a personal level. Building those bonds between management and players can be the difference between early success and failure. For Aron Winter, it's that extra bit hard, what with having a foreign background to most of the established Toronto FC squad. However, it looks like there may be an easy solution for the blossoming relationship between The Reds and their new boss. Instead of Winter wrapping his head and tongue around a bunch of new names, wouldn't it be easier for the players to take on a new "Dutch-ier" persona?
11. Jools de Goozey
10. Nathin Van Sturgsie
9. Jimmy Ty Hardenbaink
8. Maijkon Saantdorf
7. Duuanje Der Roosarijo
6. Jacob Petersoon of Hesselink
5. Naanja Attacocu
4. Nick Van Brokkel
3. Adriuun Cann Nistoolroy
2. Gargo Dan Basten
1. Stefan Van Der Frei

1 comment:

  1. If only we could sign DP "David Edgar Davids Edgar".