This is where you usually find The Yorkies' regular off-season rumour roundup - "The Rumoumeter". However, since it's the holidays and we've mainly been on a food and drink drip for a week, today's edition is a bit different. With the Arnold Peralta/Jeff Larentowicz rumours out of the way we hit our sources (courtesy of the LCBO) for some TFC holiday whispers. 30% of the time they will be true half of the time. The Rumoumeter will be back properly next week but for now... Some of the rumours have weight - others little more than whispers; we take their temperature with... "The Rum-Mometer"...
GLASS HALF FULL!
JOAO PLATA CAREER IN DOUBT AFTER BEING RELEASED FROM JOB AS SANTA'S HELPER AT QUITO SHOPPING MALL?
TERRY DUNFIELD FACING LEGAL WOES AFTER THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR THREATENS TO SUE OVER SOCK TASSELS?
DANNY KOEVERMANS IN STABLE CONDITION AFTER 72 HOUR "SETTLERS OF CATAN"/PANCAKE MARATHON?
JIM BRENNAN FAILS AT ATTEMPT TO WIN OVER KEVIN PAYNE WHEN HIS HOMEMADE HIPSTER EGG NOG LATTE GOES TERRIBLY WRONG?
REGGIE LAMBE IN TWITTER WAR WITH THE WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY PEOPLE?
GLASS HALF EMPTY
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