THE STARTING 11: Toronto FC 2014 mayoral campaign slogans

Not bad. Would be better with hybrid turf.

 

Welcome to Toronto Tim Leiweke - you're now officially one of us. A year after touching down (Get it? Argos? Oh, never mind) in our fair city, the MLSE Grand Poobah has finally come face-to-face with the buffoonery that is our city's current leadership. A cold war is brewing between MLSE and Ford Nation over the BMO Expansion plans but maybe this time the Etobicoke Emperor has bitten off more than he can eat at home. After all, Mr. Leiweke could run a whole slew of 2014 mayoral candidates from his suddenly hot football club...

11. Gale Agbossoumonde: "RUN THE CITY? LIKE A BOSS."

10. Joe Bendik: "I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE GOING ON RIGHT NOW"

9. Justin Morrow: "FOR A BETTER # 2 MORROW"

8. Ryan Nelsen: "A SUK-SISS-FILL SITTEE FU IVREE-WUN!"

7. Michael Bradley: "TACKLING EVERY PROBLEM. EVERYWHERE. ALWAYS."

6. Julio Cesar: "I SAVE EVERYTHING"

5. Alvaro Rey: "STEP-OVER RED TAPE"

4. Bradley Orr: "FIGHTING DEBT. HEADBUTTING TRANSIT"

3. Dwayne De Rosario: "BUDGET? INVISIBLE CHEQUES."

2. Jim Brennan: "BECAUSE PEOPLE JUST GIVE ME JOBS"

1. Jermain Defoe: "LADIES ALWAYS TAX-FREE"