THE MATCHUP: For all the marble cheddar

MONTREAL VS. TORONTO
CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL - 2ND LEG
AGGREGATE 1-1

STADE SAPUTO - WEDNESDAY 7:30PM ET
TV: SPORTSNET ONE

WHY SHOULD I WATCH THIS?
- It comes down to this. Your Bloody Big Eels or those dastardly Cheesemakers dans la Quebec for the right to be called Canadian Champion. Or Championnat du Canada avec le Bibliotheque. Chances are one of them scores six goals.

MANUFACTURED DERBY NAME:
"The 401 Derby" (NutCan Edition)

IF WE LOSE WE WILL BE THIS:

IF WE WIN WE WILL BE THIS: