I don't know what I did to deserve this? I'm a good person. I am a part of an internationally acclaimed podcast. I make custom soccer jerseys for laughs. I shouldn't have got sick on my birthday week. Now I'm on the couch while my brother in law babysits my seats. So stupid.
Looks like everyone is healthy. Everyone except me.
3' - GOAL - Osorio to Morrow whose cross is headed in by Soumare. He doesn't play for us.
ROBINS 1, WATER 0
5' - Oduro with a quality through to Gilberto forces a good diving save from the Chicago keeper
22' - SUB - guess everyone wasn't as healthy as we thought as Caldwell comes off for Henry
43' - Closed my eyes for a bit. Didn't miss a thing it appears
52' - There's a nap. Missed nothing it seems
57' - YELLOW - Warner goes in for a rough challenge.
57' - SUB - Jackson will come in for an injured Morrow
61' - Two minute nap. Well earned.
65' - Robert Earnshaw comes into the match. Good for him. Hope he does well. Next game.
69' - If I took a shot of cough medicine every time Dunleavy or Dolan used the adjective of "twisting" in describing Amarikwa, I'd have long exceeded the recommended dosage #memorizedTheReport
70' - GOAL - really Earnshaw? It's nowhere near October. Counter, cross, header.
ROBINS 1, WATER 1
77' - SUB - Defoe comes off for Moore
79' - GOAL - Moore sends Gilberto through on a break and beats the keeper and buries it. GOALberto!
ROBINS 2, WATER 1
81' - Osorio breaks away and his shot is deflected by an impressive lunge to prevent which was obviously a goal
90' - GOAL - M*therf#cker. Seriously? Are they out of ex-Robins? Amarikwa scores. No mentioning of twisting. I assume someone told them to knock it off with same descriptor.
ROBINS 2, WATER 2
3 mins of extra time
90+3' - Henry should be booked. Why not, this has had everything else.
FULL TIME : TORONTO 2, CHICAGO 2
Coughing Fits : 8
Messy Kleenex : 2
Phlegm : you bet.
Heavy Eyes : 29 mins worth, including half time.
I think I'm doing better tonight than I was yesterday or even this morning. Plenty of naps and football, like any good doctor would prescribe. Trying to stay away from NyQuil, who is a dear friend, due to the chance of having to drive people to the airport tomorrow. Hopefully will recover in time for podcasting. Though may produce less than 5% of the facts, the loss of nearly 43% of the comedy is a mighty blow to a side the struggles to keep it to a respectable length week in week out.
Player Ratings : Bendik 6, Bloom 7, Caldwell N/A [Henry 6.5], Hagglund 6.5, Morrow 6.5 [Jackson N/A], Oduro 6.5, Bradley 6, Warner 6, Osorio 6.5, Defoe 6 [Moore N/A], Gilberto 7
Contrarary to popular belief, @ignirtoq was not deliriously singing the Dichio song all game as the he's sick and not hallucinating. Full disclosure, he was sure last night Toronto signed Wayne Rooney, along with Troy and Abed from Community and one of those minions from the Despicable Me movies. The minion was the only one on DP money.
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