Giving TFC a Brazilian

Well, the MLS International transfer window has passed on the Lake Ontario breeze once again with only a Fellinga to show for it. While its never a good policy to buy someone just because they are foreign (see Welsh, Tebily, Robert, Ruiz etc.), Toronto is a multicultural place and the fans do like to see that global flair. The team has recently brought in some young Gambians who are showing promise and the aforementioned "Haitian Creation" but still no big "out-of-MLS" International signing since Rohan Ricketts. Wait...perhaps that's why.

Pity poor, hard-working Mo Johnston. He takes his annual trip to Brazil but just can't seem to find any players out of the thousands there! Forgive the humble Scotsman though - it's hard to cultivate a new two-year extension and actually sign players. He has so much on his plate: keeping the MLSE board smiling with a tiny payroll; pretending to sign DP-esque players; holding press conferences where he mumbles clichés; oh, and don't forget his enlightening GOL-TV appearances! A top-notch football executive who we need to help.

With that in mind, we offer our help in the re-branding of TFC with the Brazilian flair that MLSE would love to promote, while saving the money that MLSE would love to save! So here, in time for the playoff push is the new Brazilian version of The Reds. Now go have a nap Mo, we'll take it from here - rest your hand for the signing of the new contract. MLSE...start printing the shirts.

Team Name: FUTBOL CLUB TORONTO
Stadium: EL STADIO BMOROCANA

Manager (Chris Cummins) - CUNGA

GK (Stefan Frei) - SWITZAO
D (Adrian Serioux) - ADRIANEAUX
D (Nick Garcia) - SANJOSITO
D (Emmanuel Gomez) - GAMBIO
D (Nana Attakora) - NENE
M (Jim Brennan) - CANADESE
M (Sam Cronin) - CRONOLOGICO
M (Carl Robison) - ROBINSON CARLOS
M (Pablo Vitti) - NOGOLASIMO
M (Amado Guevara) - CHE
M (Dwayne De Rosario) - DE ROMARIO
F (Danny Dichio) - DANIDINIHO
F (Ali Gerba) - ALI GAO
F (O'Brian White) - O'BRIGADO
F (Chad Barrett) - CACA