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Friday, April 16, 2010

THE STARTING 11: Censorship-proof "MO MUST GO" banners

--------------------------Get lost Mo... you stooge

MLSE has been promoting "the best fans in MLS" for four years now. They love to bang on about how the team's "supporters groups" make the best atmosphere in the league. They love photo ops with perfect demographic specimens waving non-descript flags and screaming with glee. They don't know the difference between a football supporters group and a fan club.
 
A big talking point from the home opener has been MLSE's apparent new "unofficial, mistaken" (giant air quotes) censorship policy over any supporter having a sign that criticizes the woeful, disgracefully inept misDirector of Football. Accounts of confiscated signs (with no profanity included) are rampant. Although MLSE is saying it was all a big misunderstanding, it could re-appear in the future (i.e. the next ESPN telecast). So how to safely voice your anti-Mo displeasure at BMO Field? Well you could buy a fashionable, easy to conceal t-shirt (operators are standing by!) or if you insist on a banner - how about some alternatives...
 
11. LARRY, CURLY & GO
 
10. "i take GO transit to bMO field"
 
9. "ON YER BIKE WEE MAN!"
 
8. BAN GINGERS!
 
7. GLASWEGIAN LIBERATION FRONT: RELEASE THE SCOT!
 
6. SUPPORT WHOLE MILK: "MOO MUST GOO"
 
5. M.L.S.S.R. - THE MOVIET UNION
 
4. TORONTO PIG LATIN CLUB: "OMAY USTMAY OGAY"
 
3. DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP: "#&$ MUST #@%!”
 
2. "THE GRASS IS TOO LONG - MOW OUT!"
 
1. "DYSLEXICS UNITE! OM MUST OG!"

4 comments:

  1. Stop this trying to get rid of Mo and make a huge sign that says go reds go. Thats what this team needs.

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  2. ^Don't you hate it that Richard Peddie has figured out how to comment on cranky blogger sites?

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  3. Ha! Not as creepy as the comment in the latest "South Stand Report" by a character named "MLSE BOT". I got a chill thinking Bay St. had started making little electronic Peddies.

    Although, I guess MLSE BOTS could explain half of Mo's trialists... and more than a few of his remaining loyalists!

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  4. Hahaha, loved #4 and 5

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