THE STARTING 11: Strange World Cup injuries

Yikes! Let's hope it's not # 7!

There are few worse ways for a player's World Cup journey to end than in injury. Being carted off the field to polite applause knowing you won't return must be devastating. This year's tournament hasn't seen any major breakdowns but it has definitely caused an array of strange ailments. They aren't unique to players on the pitch either - they can spring up amongst the spectators in the stadium, fans watching on TV and even lazy millionaire players who failed miserably and have an Italian coach who are now flyingbacktoLondonrightnowinfirstclasstotheirsupermodelgirlfriendsandgiantmansions - lazy $#!!cking useless &#$!s - NOW I"M SCREAMING!!!...... sorry. Ahem. Yes, unique World Cup injuries....
　
11. Malaise Au Francaise
　
10. Aching Bakofeng
　
9. Hairy Kewells
　
8. Cancerous Anelka
　
7. Scrote D'Ivoir
　
6. Messi Kaka / Messi Dunga
　
5. Vuvu-Mouth
　
4. Green Thumbs
　
3. Tshabalalacerations
　
2. Ghana Rhea
　
1. Busted Lippi