Translation: "Possible CCL quarterfinal in February... in Toronto?!"No matter what Toronto FC does for the rest of the MLS season and no matter how well they do in the CONCACAF Champions League, club owners, Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, will deem 2010 a wild success. Silverware is of little value to the Bay Street Bankers but 3 more guaranteed home dates sure is! Why it's enough to give Mo Johnston a brand new 5-year contract extension isn't it?! (I just threw up in my mouth a bit) The moneymen at ACC won't rest on their laurels though - they need bums in the seats and Carlsbergs in the bellies at the CCL matches and they can be very, very persuasive...
11. "Because the MLS Playoffs are soooo 2009"
10. "Cruz Azul: English translation = 'Blue Cross' - not so tough now!"
9. "Way better than the Oceania Champions League!"
8. "TFC: The Rosenborg of CONCACAF"
7. "Like UEFA Champions League - with more taco meat!"
6. "Come see Arabe Unido - the Barcelona of Panama"
5. "Raivis Hscanovics wnts CNCCF Chmpns Lg Trphy!"
4. "Prekiball. Prekibol. Boring. Monotono."
3. "PANAMA! PANA-MA-HA!!!"
2. "Let's show the Third World what's what!"
1. "Chip Buttyritos!"
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