TFZ: Preki & Mista in name-game blame shame?

All in a name?

"Qu'est-ce que vous rumourez? Nous whisper non truths allez!" Oui! It's time for another TFZ: The Totally Fake-Rumour Zone. It's the # 1 source for TFC rumours with zero sources! Bonjour Monsieur ou-est le rumour rouge avec la vache?
　
This week on TFZ...
　
- Is the whole Preki vs. Mista argument story a true verbal battle? Whispers have it that the bust-up is not about Mista's halftime substitution but rather over a long-standing dispute between the two over who has the best shortened Euro-nickname! 5-letter word!
　
- Dan Gargan's sudden penchant for long throw-ins has earned him the locker-room moniker of "The American Rory Delap". Meanwhile, Fuad Ibrahim is being called "Ethiopia's Next Top Andy Welsh" You got name!
　
- Backroom staff are apparently blaming last week's disastrous loss to New York on a few members hitting The Ex on the way to the stadium. An unidentified source claimed "those idiots were full of tiny donuts and had Polar Express-head" Doughy & dizzy!
　
- The side project of two young TFC players has come to a crashing failure after Emanuel Gomez and Amadou Sanyang's attempt at being restauranteurs collapsed. "Manny & Dou Dou's Gambian Buffet" shockingly went bankrupt 45 minutes after opening. Gambi-oh!
　
- Depressed TFC players are openly blaming the team's woeful road record on Preki's demand that the team watches his favourite film, Bette Midler's 1988 classic "Beaches" as their only in-flight movie. Wind Beneath No Wins!
　
- On the heels of Preki's induction into the US Soccer Hall of Fame, another ex-TFC'er is in line for another honour. Former striker Collin Samuel will soon be inducted into "The Caribbean Competitive Eating Hall of Fame". Hot Dog!
　
- Officially, Chad Barrett was left off of the Panama trip due to "injury" but word out of BMO Field is that the mercurial striker was upset because he thought the team was actually going to Panama City, Florida for vacation. The pouty forward apparently locked himself in a cupboard with his flip-flops, water-wings and beer-bong. Panama!