THE STARTING 11: Derogatory Panamanian nicknames for Toronto FC

Panama: Hot canal action



One of the best things about Toronto FC's qualification into CONCACAF Champions League proper is the chance to meet new opponents. The finest of the finest Caribbean, North and Central American squads doing battle to crown the ultimate regional champion... like a battle royale... with midgets. TFC opens its group stage against... TFC. Yes, the other CONCACAF TFC - Panama's Tauro FC. This is what it sounds like when doves cry. While we always have silly things to say about The Reds' opponents - we wonder how Panama's press is cheekily referring to our TFC...
　
11. "Donut-eating Iceholes"
　
10. "Non-Continent joiners"
　
9. "Bunch of Steve's"
　
8. "Major League Gringos"
　
7. "North Mexicans"
　
6. "Fake Tauro FC"
　
5. "Equator Haters"
　
4. "Smooth grass softies"
　
3. Yankee hats"
　
2. "Tiny canal lovers"
　
1. "CONCACAF's tall white guy"