THE MATCHUP: Rocky times

PHILADELPHIA VS. TORONTO

PPL PARK - WEDNESDAY 7PM ET

TV: TSN 2

MANUFACTURED DERBY NAME:

"The Ivan Drago Testimonial Match"

FACTS* AND STATS**

PHILADELPHIA UNION

- "High": Percentage chance that Maurice Edu will hurt TFC.

- 4: The Rocky sequel that is our greatest guilty pleasure.

- 50/50: Average chance of surviving a night match trip to Chester, Pennsylvania.

- 12: Amount of pounds a cheesesteak outweighs a chip butty by.

- "Not that one": Most popular answer to "Oh, Fred plays for Philadelphia?"

- 7 or 8: About the time when The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "pulled up to a house"

- "BIMBO" continues to be the most hilariously awesome MLS kit sponsor.

TORONTO FC

- 0:  Minutes Greg Vanney has managed a professional team.

- 90: Minutes left in Greg Vanney's "honeymoon period".

- 100: Percent chance that Ashtone Morgan still exists.

- 14: The maximum age of player that new assistant coach Nick Theslof was coaching until a few days ago.

- 0: Percent chance of Jermain Defoe seeing out his TFC contract.

- Two separate fourteen hour round trips to London, England in one month are shockingly not the most common re-hab practice when nursing a chronically injured groin.

- 30: Points left on the board for TFC. Counting down from now...

Possibly*

Maybe**