THE STARTING 11: TFC's 2-week break "to-do list"

-------------------------------Gerba-licious!

All of that hard work of one match means TFC deserves a two week break. 90 minutes work over 14 days is tough you know! It's not all rest and relaxation though. It's a chance for the kinks to be worked out (i.e. an offence) and new signings to be brought in by Mo Johnston (i.e. nobody). There is a long list of duties over the Easter break that need to be completed. The BMO Field "to-do list" is long...
　
11. Evict left-over trialists living in BMO Field mensroom
　
10. Test the "Streamer-To-Field Ratio" of new North Stand
　
9. Take long drive to woods. Tell Chad Barrett to get out for a run. Drive Away.
　
8. Give up Mo Johnston for Lent
　
7. Prank-call Joey Saputo - ask if his "cheese fridge is running"
　
6. Cancel "Good" Friday practice due to false advertising
　
5. Show Jon Conway how to use new lawnmower
　
4. Install a GPS on Nick Garcia's kit pointing away from TFC's goal
　
3. Get to work on Robo-Dichio
　
2. Clear Creme Egg wrappers out of Ali Gerba's old locker
　
1. Remind supporters of 5 Year Plan. Repeat.

--------------------Robo-Dichio: 24 minutes to comply