"One day Rudi, I will create a team in your image"The German invasion, by way of California, is well underway at BMO Field as Jürgen Klinsmann has taken the task of "advising" Toronto FC of how not to be so crap. The superstar Bavarian is a world renowned football brain with an interestingly eccentric personality to boot which will land in Toronto soon. How much Herr Klinsmann will actually change TFC will depend on what Herr Anselmi and Das ML$E allows him to do but some of his early innovations have been surprising...
11. Fans forced to throw sauerkraut instead of streamers
10. Danny Dichio must play the tuba during all team training sessions
9. Players will be urged to grow Rudi Voller-style 80's afro and moustache
8. 2011 kits to feature red lederhosen
7. "Scotts" turf girls to be replaced by buxom beer hall maidens
6. Dan Gargan to change name to Dieter Gargënheim
5. Less butty... more schnitzel
4. Stadium music to only feature David Hasselhoff and Kraftwerk
3. South End Stand to be renamed "Der Sausage Party"
2. Plans drawn up to annex the Food Building
1. New club name - FC Hoserslautern
11. Fans forced to throw sauerkraut instead of streamers
10. Danny Dichio must play the tuba during all team training sessions
9. Players will be urged to grow Rudi Voller-style 80's afro and moustache
8. 2011 kits to feature red lederhosen
7. "Scotts" turf girls to be replaced by buxom beer hall maidens
6. Dan Gargan to change name to Dieter Gargënheim
5. Less butty... more schnitzel
4. Stadium music to only feature David Hasselhoff and Kraftwerk
3. South End Stand to be renamed "Der Sausage Party"
2. Plans drawn up to annex the Food Building
1. New club name - FC Hoserslautern
Take that, MLS anthem!
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