Suarez Soolsma in da house!
Welcome to our newest regular feature "Chants on Goal" where we bring our Yorkies' flavour to TFC terrace songs and chants. We're not trying to reinvent the BMO Field choir-wheel but giving you a few of our ridiculous favourite "hits" for you to enjoy and, if you feel the musical urge, bring them to your corner of the stadium. While there may be an absence of "ole's" allez" "Reds" "rouges" "love" and/or "f*cks", we hope they may inspire your inner BMO-balladist!
Enjoy Nick Soolsma and his love for his pet cat Suarez? This feline fancy-tune may scratch that itch!
SOOLSMEOW MIX (to the "Meow Mix" theme song)
He likes chicken
He likes liver
Soolsma, Soolsma,
He delivers
meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow,
(optional second verse for you go-getters!)
Cat named Suarez
He's our winger
Soolsma, Soolsma
He delivers
meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow
Not feeling the love from the owners? No Beer! No Gear!
ROCK THE ML$E (to the tune of "Rock the Casbah")
Anselmi don't like us...
Don't stuff his cashbox!
Don't stuff his cashbox!
(repeat until everyone gets it)
Love everything from Salford including ginger defenders and Coronation Street? Put on your Deirdre glasses for this one..
ECKERNATION STREET (to the "Coronation Street" theme)
Oooooooh, Richard Eckersley
Plays right-back ginger-ly
Signed from Burnley
Richard Eckersley...
Got a song or a chant you tthink TFC supporters need to hear? Email it to us at theyorkies1812@gmail.com or send us the idea on Twitter @theyorkies1812 and we may feature it in a future "Chants on Goal"
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Soolsma one is gold and the sort of funny and authentic stuff I wish we'd do more of.
ReplyDeleteYou guys always shoulda been in upper 115 for the banter, spontaneous, and ironic singing up there.
I'm still working on spreading our off the cuff Soolsma song:
(To "Wayne's World")
Soolsma, Soolsma
Party time!
Excellent!
Soolsma, Soolsma
Party time!
Excellent!
Works best when he's coming on as a sub.
I enjoy that a lot! Mostly because nothing says "party" like the face of Nick Soolsma!
DeleteOurs is the result of our whole sub-genre of Soolsma fiction which started after his hard-hitting GolTV interview last year where he waxed poetic about his pet cat "Suarez".
We need to bridge the ironic void between Upper 115 and Mid 113!