THE MATCHUP: Rocky too

Unleashed!

TORONTO VS. PHILADELPHIA

BMO FIELD - SATURDAY 2PM ET 

TV: TSN 2

MANUFACTURED DERBY NAME:

"The Apollo Creed Testimonial Match"

FACTS* AND STATS**

TORONTO FC

- "Un": Greg Vanney's preference in regards to leashing.

- "DP": The level Michael Bradley needs to play at.

- Ex-Red Maurice Edu, whose transfer fee famously "paid for BMO Field's grass" will be taking 20 square yards of it home with him as per his transfer negotiation.

- "Decimated", "rag-tag", and "by committee" are the leading descriptions for TFC's defensive line for this fixture.

- If Toronto FC go on to lose this home-and-home series they will actually pick up a trophy in the "BIMBO Cup" sponsored by Union's own kit sponsor.

- 6th: Potential place in the Eastern Conference table TFC could hold by Monday

- 4: The games in hand we used to all laugh about. Good times.

PHILADELPHIA UNION:

- Union will be wearing a special patch on their kits to commemorate the departed American legal legend Judge Philip "Uncle Phil" Banks

- It's almost Toronto's turn to sign Sebastien Le Toux.

- "Still not that one": remains the answer to "Fred plays for Philadelphia?"

- "Austin Berry" is both a Union defender and the # 4 highest selling muesli in Texas

- 2 Shots on goal + 2 saves = Zac MacMath

- "of the Snake": Union still more popular than Philadelphia Union.

- In the event of an unlikely TFC 2-0 victory we are selling the headline "BOYZ II MEN 0" to the highest bidder.

*Possibly

**Maybe