THE MATCHUP: Orange Is the New Bleurgh

TORONTO VS. HOUSTON

BMO FIELD - WEDNESDAY 7:30PM ET

TV: TSN 4

MANUFACTURED DERBY NAME:

"El Problemo"

FACTS* AND STATS**

TORONTO FC

- This is Toronto FC's Must Win Match 7 in a series of 9

- "A problem": The last two words of most sad TFC supporter jokes if Dynamo go up by a goal

- "?": The official club line on the status of Bright Dike

- MLSE isn't too concerned with any possible adverse supporter reaction to a loss on Wednesday. Instead, angry fans will be invited to pick up a sledgehammer and take it to BMO Field's East Stand to vent frustrations - and save MLSE hundreds in demolition costs.

- "Witch's Tit": The accurate temperature forecast for a midweek evening fixture at BMO Field in October

HOUSTON DYNAMO

"Open": The position most likely to find Brad Davis in vs. Toronto

- "Irony": The grammatical tool used when using the word "dynamic" in relation to either of these two clubs

- With a loss, Dynamo face elimination from the MLS Playoffs. With electrocution, Dynamo faced elimination from The Running Man.

- Houston GK Tally Hall has once again won the prestigious "MLS Player That Most Sounds Like a Wealthy Country Club Billionaire Award"

- 0: Things that rhyme with "orange"

*Possibly

**Maybe