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Saturday, October 5, 2013

AFTER 90: Leiwekes Just Don't Understand

Which one of you is Cassano and which one is Adebayor?

PHILADELPHIA VS. TORONTO
PPL PARK
 
Let's face it Jazzy Jeffs, this season hasn't been fresh since April. If TFC had a mom it would have long been scared and moved the club with it's Auntie and Uncle in the NASL. Alas, we don't have a benevolent Uncle Phil to set us straight, just a President that has sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and Bel-Air, so chances are high we'll be right here next year as well. Hey maybe we can get our wacky cousin to move in. Carlton! Cole.

In the meantime, our annual meaningless trip to the Suburb of Brotherly Love gives us the chance to whip out some local flavour... our Fresh Prince theme tune! If you came here for match analysis... you need to ask yourself some deep questions about your life choices. Enjoy!
 
 
''THE FRESH TIM OF HOT-AIR"

Now this is the story, call it a fable
Another year spent at the foot of the table
And we'd like to take a minute, we won't be mean
We'll tell you The Reds will be the same in 2014
 
Southwest of Philadelphia a crap game played
On defence is where they spent much of the day
Long balls, hacking, passing like fools
Tactically inept with no talent pool
 
We've got a couple of guys, they are just sort of good
The rest should be benched like other clubs would
2013 is ending just like all other years
We say "The only way to watch it is drink lots of beers"
 
Now Leiweke's in town and yells "Have no fear!"
"Things will be different this time next year"
If anything we could say we've heard this before
But this fool will blow cash on Adebayor!
 
So we're waiting 'til New Year to buy our tickets
Yelling at T-Bez "You've signed the next Rohan Ricketts!"
Safe in the knowledge. we'll be sad in the stands
To watch Ryan Nelsen's brand new 5-Year Plan
 
 
FULL TIME: PHILADELPHIA 1 - TORONTO 0

THE YORKIES' TFC MAN OF THE MATCH: Uncle Phil




2 comments:

  1. Yes. Just yes. I agree.

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  2. TFC is more like "I Am Legend" than "Fresh Prince". One decent guy surrounded by zombies.

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