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Wednesday, February 5, 2014

LETTERS FROM CAMP: Stephen King's "Preseason"

"Florida!"

Writing match reports from the first pre-season friendly is not our usual bag but hey, big bloodied eels and all that right? Your very special edition Eff Cee's (still not avec Jermain Defoe) started the pre-season in style against divisional rivals D.C. United.

At least we think so.

For those of you who may not be as nuts as some TFC supporters, watching this match was a foggy impossibility. Here, without Vincent Price's play-by-play is the match re-cap via the internet machine...

FIRST HALF:
 
HALFTIME: D.C. UNITED 0 - TORONTO FC 0 

SECOND HALF:
 
85': GOAL: Toronto - Bright Dike. Possibly. Or a fog monster.

FULL TIME: D.C. UNITED 0 - TORONTO FC 1

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3 comments:

  1. UnknownFebruary 6, 2014 at 7:41 AM

    The only way to make this more accurate would be to incorporate the stream freezing every 45 seconds.

    Still....when do they bring us the MLS cup?

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  2. DuncanFebruary 6, 2014 at 3:49 PM

    was 0-0 at half time. though the stream may have been delayed enough that the 85th minute goal actually happened while the stream was still in the first half, so i'll let it slide.

    anyway, months long winning streak now, I agree with mr arthur, bring us the cup.

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    1. The YorkiesFebruary 6, 2014 at 6:30 PM

      No idea what you possibly mean. Err... the fog? I gotta get back to parade route planning now.

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