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Sunday, July 8, 2012

AFTER 90: Not so "Fresh"

"Smell ya later!"

THE BUZZ:
Have The Reds truly found stability or is it a blip?
Can TFC avoid giving away another early goal?
Will a couple of guys get up to no good?
Is Koef fit, and if so, can he continue scoring?
Will someone start trouble in the neighourhood?
Is Joao Plata "still part of TFC" despite being part of LDU Quito?
Are we moving with our auntie & uncle etc. etc.??
 
FIRST HALF:
34' - GOAL: Philadelphia - Gabriel Gomez
PHILADELPHIA 1 - TORONTO 0
36' - GOAL: Philadelphia - Freddy Adu
PHILADELPHIA 2 - TORONTO 0
FIRST HALF HIGHLIGHT: Watching a Fresh Prince video before the match started
FIRST HALF LOWLIGHT: Watching the four football impersonators on defence flop about for 45 minutes
 
HALFTIME: PHILADELPHIA 2 - TORONTO 0

SECOND HALF:
45' - SUB: Julian de Guzman in for Eric Avila
56' - YELLOW CARD: Ryan Johnson
65' - SUB: Luis Silva in for Terry Dunfield
77' - YELLOW CARD: Torsten Frings
78' - GOAL: Philadelphia - Antoine Hoppenot
PHILADELPHIA 3 - TORONTO 0
86' - SUB: Doneil Henry on for Logan Emory
 
SECOND HALF HIGHLIGHT: Mariner remembering he has one of those de Guzmans
SECOND HALF LOWLIGHT: Hearing the "Tired. Conditions. Repeat." excuses for TFC we have heard for over half a decade
 
FULL TIME: PHILADELPHIA 3 - TORONTO 0 

PLAYER RATINGS: Milos Kocic 5.5 / Jeremy Hall 4.5 / Richard Eckersley 5 / Logan Emory 5 / Ashtone Morgan 5 / Reggie Lambe 5 / Terry Dunfield 5 (Luis Silva 4.5 ) / Torsten Frings 6 / Eric Avila 5 (Julian de Guzman 6 ) / Danny Koevermans 6 / Ryan Johnson 5.5

THE YORKIES' TFC MAN OF THE MATCH: Danny Koevermans
(Only because we have to pick someone)

THE MOOD:
Rather than add to the litany of tired excuses trotted out to apologize for Toronto FC, here is a Philadelphia-esque ditty to sum up the match for those of you smart enough to do better with your Sunday afternoon...

Southwest of Philadelphia went to play
In our own end is where we spent most of the day
Dropping back, taxing, scrambling like tools
Trying to defend but looking like fools
When a few of the Union, began passing quick
Started taking shots at Milos Kocic
One little goal quickly turned into three
The Reds back to normal - playing miserably

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