THE STARTING 11: Strange TFC injuries

 

The Bloody Big Deals have turned into Bloodied Big Deals at BMO Field as Toronto FC's depth charts are being stretched to their limits. Results like Saturday's tepid loss to Colorado are not to be unexpected with so many key players out to injury while new ones seem to keep cropping up. The Reds are faced with quite a challenge at the moment but the club has a long history of dealing with injuries, some of them quite unusual...

11. MISTA: Bulged Wallet

10. NICK SOOLSMA: Cat Scratch Fever

9. MAICON SANTOS: Multiple Personalities

8. MIGUEL ACEVAL: Nightclub Foot

7. JIM BRENNAN: Overextended Employment

6. COLLIN SAMUEL: Consumption

5. TERRY DUNFIELD: Twisted Tassels

4. DANNY KOEVERMANS: Syrup Hemmorhage

3. RICHARD ECKERSLEY: Gingervitis

2. RAIVIS HSCANOVICS: Vowelnutrition

1. DWAYNE DE ROSARIO: Bruised Ego